ornamental flower show

[middlingalong]

Destang isn't too thrilled with Ivan, but since his lack of thrill takes the form of sending Ivan to a flower show to be out of the commodore's hair rather than, say, confining him to quarters like poor Galeni, Ivan isn't going to rock the boat. He leaves the half-commlink with Galeni in case Miles suddenly has an emergency and goes off as directed to meet the lady he's escorting.

He finds her at the University of London's Horticulture Hall, shepherds her around, makes comments of limited sophistication but genuine enthusiasm regarding the pretty flowers, and excuses himself a couple hours into the affair for a bathroom break.

Comments

[thisvorlunatic]

"...Exception for if I strongly suspect we are under hostile observation and have to tell you something that isn't true to throw off whoever it is. And I'll correct myself as soon as I get you properly alone, which I will attempt to do as expeditiously as possible," he says. "There are unfortunately way too many reasons a covert agent might have to lie. But 'to make sure my wife doesn't find out what I'm really doing on ninety percent of my quote unquote courier missions' is now no longer such a reason. I declare it so. I am done lying to you."

[isthisart]

"Yes, exception granted. If the ceiling is watching you may say what the ceiling needs to hear." Snuggle.

[thisvorlunatic]

Snuggle. "Thank you."

[isthisart]

"You're welcome." She kisses his forehead. And then tilts his head up and kisses his lips.

[thisvorlunatic]

He kisses back.

[middlingalong]

And there is a knock on the door. "I'm really sorry! It's Destang!"

[thisvorlunatic]

Miles growls doorward, and kisses Linya apologetically on the cheek, and goes to answer the door.

"How urgently is it Destang? Pretty urgently, I have to assume...?"

[middlingalong]

"Quote, 'Vorpatril, if he is with anyone short of Simon Illyan himself then he can bloody well interrupt it to talk to me', end quote."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Alas, Linya can't pass for Illyan. Too tall," says Miles. "Fine, I'm coming."

[isthisart]

"Should I wait?"

[thisvorlunatic]

"If you want to. I can make no promises about how long I'll be or whether or not I'll be arrested when it's over."

[isthisart]

"I'll wait for a while, anyway."

[thisvorlunatic]

"All right. I love you."

And he follows Ivan to... wherever Destang is. Probably Galeni's office again.

[middlingalong]

That is indeed the place. Ivan hovers nervously.

[thisvorlunatic]

Destang glowers. He has quite an impressive glower.

Miles attempts to look reasonably innocent without crossing the border into disingenuousness.

"Vorkosigan," says Destang. "To your credit, you appear to have filed a completely truthful report. This does not excuse your failure to obey orders, but it does mitigate it somewhat. Also among your accomplishments: you managed not to get shot or involve the police, and you may have secured your cover as 'Admiral Naismith'. I am reluctantly impressed. However—"

There is a knock on the door.

Destang's eyebrow twitches. He motions for Miles to get it.

It's an ImpSec special courier, who looks mildly surprised to have interrupted whatever he just interrupted, but hands a data packet to Destang and then leaves. Destang sits down at Galeni's comconsole to read the message. He gets increasingly disgruntled as he goes on.

Finally he stands up again.

"You are saved by divine intervention, Vorkosigan. Here are your orders." He hands Miles a data disk marked with the Imperial seal. Miles accepts it solemnly, trying not to bounce up and down or giggle. "In short, you are to take your Dendarii on a two-week journey into Sector IV to deal with a nasty hostage situation. Holding you here on charges of disobeying orders would, alas, interfere with that goal."

"Thank you, sir," says Miles, as modestly as possible.

"Also included: another credit chit for eighteen million marks, for your next six months' operating expenses," says Destang, reluctantly handing over this object.

"Thank you, sir," says Miles.

"And when you're done, you report to Commodore Rivik at Sector IV Headquarters on Orient Station."

"Yes, sir."

"With luck, by the time you and your irregulars next return to Sector II, I will have retired."

Miles chooses another "Yes, sir," out of the many possible responses he could have to that aside.

Destang looks to Ivan and Galeni next, as though trying to decide which to address first. Finally he shakes his head. "I will enclose all of your reports along with my own and send them to Simon Illyan for review. Whatever he decides to do with you then will be out of my hands. I could not be happier about this fact. For my part, you are all dismissed to your duties."

Miles salutes and heads for the door at a decorous pace.

[middlingalong]

"So that's me either saved or dropped into a hotter kettle in a few weeks," sighs Ivan, following Miles out. "When do you ship out?"

[thisvorlunatic]

"I'm going to go with 'immediately'," says Miles. "Saving only the time it takes me to change my clothes, kiss my wife, and read my orders. Nasty hostage situations don't tend to age well."

[middlingalong]

"Right then. Back to the nice non-emergency daily grind for me, I suppose."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Have fun with that."

[middlingalong]

"I will do my best. I'll go find somewhere else to be while you break the news to Linyabel." He takes a turn that does not lead to their quarters.

[thisvorlunatic]

So Miles proceeds back to their quarters alone. And is his wife still there?

[isthisart]

Sitting on his bed, penning something.

"That didn't take too long."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Good news: I'm not going to be arrested. Bad news: Only because I just received urgent orders from Simon Illyan to ship out with the Dendarii and deal with a hostage situation in Sector IV. So this is me changing my uniform for the umpteenth time, reading my orders, and then heading topside to gather my mercenaries and go. If Bel Thorne hasn't already cancelled its contract to transport your neuroscientist, it will soon. And I'll be a minimum of a month getting out and back, even if all we do is show up, knock some pirates' heads together, and turn around again the same day."

[isthisart]

"Will I get a refund on my retainer?" she sighs. She waves her med scanner at him and then, satisfied that he hasn't been replaced in the last fifteen minutes, scoops him up for a quick hug.

[thisvorlunatic]

"Was it in your contract?" he inquires, kissing her on the cheek.