marilacan embassy

[middlingalong]

Ivan does not successfully get Miles to stop fussing with the thing (Miles takes an impression of its impressions on a plastic flimsy) or convince him to leave it somewhere other than inside the bedchamber (it is in a drawer) nor get him to actually tell Vorreedi as promised (Vorreedi is dealing with importation infractions out of town; this is, Miles says, nothing to do with him). He does, however, get Miles (who complains about not having had warning about all this downtime such that he could have scheduled leg bone replacement surgery) to their ride to the party, on time and in uniform.

The Marilacan embassy is, Vorob'yev says, to be regarded as neutral yet non-secured territory - they can enjoy themselves, among fellow offworlders and some ghem-lords. Vorob'yev entertains them - so to speak - on the way by remarking on the Marilacan strategic situation; they've apparently been taking lots of help from Ceteganda, are ignoring their womhole maps and don't think Cetaganda would ever backstab them and blah blah. There is also more fascinating gossip about suicides with... "uncooperative principals", but not much of it; the topic soon drifts to the fact that the party may yield gossip that they should report to Vorreedi when he's back. Along with certain other things they should report to Vorreedi.

"Try not to give away more than you gain," Vorob'yev says.

"Well, I'm safe," remarks Ivan. "I don't know anything." A position of safety he'd dearly like to be able to cultivate more, coz, hint hint.

The Marilacan embassy is pretty, and scans their guests; Ivan does at least know enough to have left the nerve disruptor behind. There's an art project - Ivan doesn't rightly know what sort of thing to call it; a sculpture? With a water feature? And flying colorful flakes? The Marilacan ambassador, Berneaux, says it's called Autumn Leaves, anyway, so it's an Autumn Leaves - and then both lieutenants are shooed. The hors d'oeuvres are excellent. There is wine. Ivan can at this point get rid of his cousin and see if there are any ladies who could benefit from his company about.

Oh now there is one.

Ivan sets about charming the probably-at-least-an-eighth-haut ghem-lady as best he knows how. Mutants on purpose may be mutants still but pretty on purpose is pretty still likewise. He knows tact, at least with girls. He gets her (Lady Gelle) to laugh. Miles is wandering back in his direction again, but whatever, Miles probably isn't going to compete with him for elbow room here.

Then they're approached by some ghem-lord, Yenaro apparently, who mercifully doesn't seem to be related to or involved with the girl, and indeed obliquely congratulates her on having located "galactic exotics". Good, Ivan has been trading on the right characteristic with her so far. Gelle introduces Ivan, and prompts Ivan to introduce Miles, to Yenaro. They talk ancient history, grandfathers and who's at fault for events of the war - apparently they call it the Barrayaran War here.

Gelle kindly diverts the subject to the art piece, which is Yenaro's handiwork. He insults her stylistic choices and Ivan takes the opening to compliment her; if she's looking for sophisticated Cetegandan taste over appreciative galactic obliviousness Ivan can't help her, but he can show off the latter to best effect in case it'll sell. Yenaro chooses this occasion to tell the lady that Ivan was born in the usual - well, the normal, anyway - fashion. Her revulsion is disheartening, although she seems to find Yenaro's behavior at least as obnoxious as she finds childbirth grotesque. Either way, the combination of the two sends her skating off into the crowd.

Yenaro fumbles and then coaxes them into touring the interior of his sculpture. Miles breaks off, but Ivan goes ahead and has a look, no use holding a grudge at the man for dissuading exactly one girl, however pretty she was. Miles is apparently more interested in talking to the forty-standard lady Vorob'yev has on his arm.

Comments

[middlingalong]

"Knowing your usual humor, I'd have thought you'd be as amused by the idea of an extra corpse in the funeral chamber as Vorob'yev was, but you came back looking like you'd just seen your grandfather's ghost."

[thisvorlunatic]

"The ba had cut its throat," he says, recalling the image vividly. "It was a messy scene."

[middlingalong]

"I think you've seen messier corpses."

[thisvorlunatic]

Miles eyes his remaining boot and debates hobbling through the embassy halls in search of some assistance that comes with fewer questions. No, Ivan is easier.

"Messier, but no stranger. You'd have twitched too. We met the ba yesterday, you and I. You wrestled with it in the personnel pod."

[middlingalong]

Ivan shoots a look at the drawer containing the sparkle stick. "That does it. We've got to report this to Vorob'yev."

[thisvorlunatic]

"If it was the same ba," he says, theorizing on the spot in the interests of keeping Ivan on board with secrecy. "For all I know, the Cetagandans clone their servants in batches, and the one we saw yesterday was this one's twin or something."

[middlingalong]

"...You think so?"

[thisvorlunatic]

"I don't know, but I know where I can find out. Just let me have one more pass at this, before I send up the flag, please? I've asked Mia Maz from the Vervani embassy to stop in and see me. If you wait... I'll let you sit in," he offers.

[middlingalong]

[thisvorlunatic]

"Boot!" he prompts, hoping to make the most of Ivan's distraction.

[middlingalong]

Ivan yanks the boot off.

"All right, but after we talk to her, we report to ImpSec."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Ivan," he says exasperatedly. "I am ImpSec. Three years of training and field experience, remember? Do me the honour of grasping that I may just possibly know what I'm doing!"

Oh, he wishes to hell he knew what he was doing. All he has to go on right now is intuition, theories - dreams. Soap bubbles.

"Give me a chance."

[middlingalong]

Ivan spreads his hands, drops the second boot, and retreats to his own room.

Ivan comes back in a bit later, but before he even opens his mouth, the comconsole chimes:

"Mia Maz is here to see you, Lord Vorkosigan. She says she has an appointment."

[thisvorlunatic]

Ivan's absence gives Miles time to have some more painkillers and change into comfortable clothes.

"That's correct," he answers. "Uh - can you bring her up here, please?"

[middlingalong]

Mia Maz is promptly ensconced up in their suite, and Ivan sends the staffer for wine and tea, and Maz sits down.

[thisvorlunatic]

"Milady Maz. Thank you for coming," says Miles.

[alicornucopia]

"Just Maz, please. We Vervani don't use such titles. I'm afraid we have trouble taking them seriously," Maz smiles. Dimple.

[thisvorlunatic]

"You must be good at keeping a straight face," he muses. "Or you could not function so well here."

[alicornucopia]

"Yes, my lord," Maz dimples.

[thisvorlunatic]

Very dimply, is Maz.

"My mother would agree with you," says Miles. "She would have seen no inherent difference between the two corpses in the rotunda. Except their method of arriving there, of course. I take it this suicide was an unusual and unprecedented event?"

[alicornucopia]

"Unprecedented," confirms Maz, "and if you know Cetagandans, you know just how strong a term that is."

[thisvorlunatic]

"So Cetagandan servants do not routinely accompany their masters in death like a pagan sacrifice... Ivan was wondering if the haut-lords cloned their servants," he says.

[alicornucopia]

"The ghem-lords sometimes do," Maz says. "But not the haut-lords, and most certainly never the Imperial Household. They consider each servitor as much a work of art as any of the other objects with which they surround themselves. Everything in the Celestial Garden must be unique, if possible handmade, and perfect. That applies to their biological constructs as well. They leave mass production to the masses. I'm not sure if it's a virtue or a vice, the way the haut do it, but in a world flooded with virtual realities and infinite duplication, it's strangely refreshing. If only they weren't such awful snobs about it."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Speaking of things artistic - you said you had some luck identifying that icon?"

[alicornucopia]

"Yes. Where," she asks, searching his face, "did you say you saw it, Lord Vorkosigan?"